What You Do After You Swim Says a Lot About You...

Does your after-swim routine say more about you than your 100m time ever could? You’ve finished your laps, towel’s on, hair’s dripping… and now comes the real question: What’s your post-swim vibe?
Go on, tell us who you really are!
The Socialiser
You came for the swim, but really... you came for the post swim chat.
You're already debriefing on the session while half-wrapped in your towel, leaning on the pool fence like it’s your personal office. Whether it’s squad gossip, holiday plans, or someone’s new crush, you know the tea and you’re not afraid to sip it.
Your post-swim essentials: A warm hoodie, a loud laugh, and an audience.
Your energy: Golden retriever in human form.
You probably say: “Let’s just stretch together for five more mins… then coffee?”
The Instant Napper
You’ve barely made it out of the water before you’re wrapped in a dry towel, feet in thongs, headed straight for the car. Your backseat has a pillow. Your front seat has crumbs. You’re asleep before the group chat can even type “Where are you?”
Your post-swim essentials: A hoodie that doubles as a blanket, tinted windows, and silence.
Your energy: Hermit crab in recovery mode.
You probably say: “Wake me up when it’s time for food.”
The Protein Shake Sipper
You had your post-session nutrition planned before training even started. You’re sitting on the edge of the pool, legs outstretched, sipping on something chocolate-flavoured and nodding thoughtfully. Hydration? Handled. Recovery? Optimised. Instagram story? Already posted.
Your post-swim essentials: Shaker bottle, clean towel, and a detailed training log.
Your energy: Slightly intimidating but deeply impressive.
You probably say: “I’m trialling a new recovery blend.”
The Skincare Queen (or King)
You do not let a single drop of chlorine linger. You’re first in the showers, applying TRISWIM like it’s a spa day. Your hair’s wrapped. Your skin’s glowing. You don’t leave until you smell like citrus and self-care.
Your post-swim essentials: TRISWIM shampoo, conditioner, body wash and lotion (obviously).
Your energy: Mermaid with a skincare routine.
You probably say: “Wait, I just need to moisturise before we go.”
The Bolt-er
You’re gone before your cap is even dry. No stretch, no chat, no shower, just a quick towel-off and a mysterious vanishing act. You have places to be. You’re already running late for the thing after the thing.
Your post-swim essentials: A half-packed bag, wet goggles, and unmatched socks.
Your energy: Chaos in motion.
You probably say: “BYE!” — and then vanish.
So... which one are you? Or are you a little bit of all five? Someone completely different?
Whatever your post-swim personality, just know: you’re part of a very fun, slightly pruney club. And we love that for you xx